What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:26

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

Thumbs down again.

Still no good.

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share office space ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Is it true that people who are possessed by demons cannot see them until the demon is cast out? What is the reason for this?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Is BPD real or just an excuse?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Loons and Moons

Then came..

Hysterias & Posteriors

—— indirects on kuorans, irl and idols

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Just Forget it!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So, the docs changed it to read

Minds and Behinds

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So they tried

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Next, they tried...

Everyone loved it.

Nuts and Butts

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They put up a sign reading

Freaks and Cheeks

No way

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